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Shit fappy, I'm out of reactions.You forgot the best part.
It'll be "Really? Man my sister got knocked up by some dude who's been working on my dad's hotels and then she died during childbirth giving birth to a bastard. And so we cucked that son of a bitch out of millions from his inheritance and only gave him 5000 measely bucks, the poor bastard. Aahahahahaha.".
But he can also add: "Also, he was in line to marry the Royce heiress, but since he's a bastard and the Royce's look down upon such things as a child born out of wedlock, I'm in line to dick the bitch."